But imagine one day if they guys found my blog…
do you ever just start thinking about sex and zone out for a couple of seconds and stare into space and then you come back and you’re like ah shit i hope no one realised i was thinking about sex just now
#disappointed glare at my boner for giving everything away
this makes my heart ache
Silverstein always has been, and always will be my favorite poet because he doesn’t even need words in his poem to make people open their eyes.
Keep growing those tender thoughts, because they make the world a more beautiful and loving place.
so apparently people talk to their pets in baby voices, but when i see my cat i’m just like ‘hey brad’ and he’s like ‘meow’ and the conversation is over.
I don’t know why but for some reason the fact that your cat’s name is brad is hilarious to me
Lol, sorry Mom, I didn’t mean to get up late on a Saturday! It’s just I’m going to college full time and working almost 40 hours a week, and after going to bed at 1 AM every night this week, I just wanted a little extra sleep. My bad! I’ll make sure I’ll clean your house before I work ten hours today, then I can just study afterwards and maybe get enough sleep before my 8 AM shift tomorrow!